Hey babe, get behind me for a sec, would yah? I need you to do something for me. Put your face right up to my ass and hold it there. you ready? Good! I blast your face with hot stinky farts and I need you to sniff them up for me! Huff up my stinky gas, babe. Let me twerk-fart in your face. Do you like my dirty feet, too? I can keep all this stink to myself